damn it cleverbot...User: Sollux.damn it cleverbot... by ~akatsukis1plaything
Cleverbot: I like trains.
User: GOD DAMN IT CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Dog god.
Cleverbot: No, gamzee is mine!
hetalia love story.....alfred Alfred x readerhetalia love story.....alfred by ~akatsukis1plaything
Day at the beach
It was a hot and humid day in California. You were visiting your friend Alfred; you were going to meet at the beach. As you drive up in your convertible pink VW bug you see him sitting on a wall waiting for you. You parked the car and got out, locked the doors and put the roof back on. You turn and see that Alfred has yet to notice you, so you walk up behind him and whispered in his ear. "Hey there" he jumps and turns to face you "aw shit (y/n) you scared the crap out of me!" He said while he jumped down off the wall.
Kankri x Reader - Gooses CookedKankri x Reader - Gooses Cooked by *xTanuki
Kankri tapped his fingers impatiently on the counter. Everything was placed neatly on the table and his friends would be arriving soon. He usually wasn’t one to complain, but dammit if this turkey wasn’t done soon, the entire evening would be ruined! The timer had only five minutes left, but these minutes seemed like years in comparison to real time.
“Come on, you dumb poultry,” Kankri muttered, “you’re more trouble than you were when you were alive.” His voice was cold, and the annoyance was obvious.
The timer ticked down to four, and soon enough, three. He sighed and began to pace around the kitchen, hoping to pass the short amount of time. The oven made him feel as if he was roasting instead of the turkey. Kankri rolled up his beat red sweater sleeves, revealing his extremely skinny arms. He was getting a workout, and he wasn’t even doing anything.
As Kankri worried about the turkey, you had just pulled up outside of his house.
Equius X Reader: Really?Equius X Reader: Really? by ~PatchiAtchi
(Y/n) looked at the ceiling like it was interesting or fun.
She sighed and sat up, looking at the open laptop.
The girl was so bored. It was like she had nothing to do, which she didn’t really have.
She sighed again and got up from her bed, going and sitting down at her chair.
She looked over to her ChumHandle.
Maybe she could go and visit someone.
She looked at every ChumHandle and grinned at a specific one.
That troll, her favorite HighBlood.
She could visit him, he was always barely ‘occupied’.
She just had to bring the special ‘thing’.
She giggled to herself and got up. She took her jacket and wore it, running downstairs. She went out, not before going to the kitchen and taking the special ‘thing’.
(Y/n) grinned and knocked on the front door.
Suddenly, someone opened the door.
(Y/n) smiled wide.
Aurthoursprite smiled and nodded, floating aside so the female could pass.
(Y/n) slightly bowed and went in, closing
Grub! Kurloz x ReaderGrub! Kurloz x Reader by ~SCStories
….Kurloz. Oh lawd what has happened to my poor ‘Loz! I saw his little indigo body ripple, probably because he was frightened. “Aww sweetie who the hell did this to you…?” I picked him up and began giving him gentle kisses on his little face. He honked quietly, and wrapped around my face, and crawled onto the top of my head. Sweatdrop. Alrighty then…. I went over to the bookcase, seeing his skeleton gloves, and slipping them on. He chirped, and curled up into a ball. I giggled, and went over to a mirror, seeing him watching me in the mirror watching him. ( If you get the song reference X3) I giggled, and reached up to poke his nose, resulting in him honking. I pulled him off of my head, and lumbered off to the bedroom, realizing just how tired I was when my eyelids began to droop over my (e/c) eyes. I slumped into bed, and curled my body around ‘Loz’s, and fell asleep t